Thursday, October 16, 2008
GLT Demands to know who Vetoed his trade....
2 Weeks after his second trade for a top Tier WR was vetoed, GLT is still demanding answers. However, despite the snickering from the back of the class, no one is fessing up.
Team owner makes shocking accusation
Does one of Shizzleton's own have multiple personality disorder?
Wednesday, October 15, 2008
Tuesday, October 14, 2008
GLT Rrhmyes His wey to a Weak 6 Victtory!
GLT met with Shizzleton Sports writer, Tony Kornheiser, from his hospital room just outside of Staples Center in LA for a brief interview following his Week 6 Victory over He Hate.
(Note: Editors have corrected his grammar for the sake of reader legibility)
"If I can see it, then I can do it.." GLT told Tony, "If I just believe it, there's nothing to it. See I was on the verge of breaking down" GLT continued, "Sometimes silence can seem so loud...There are miracles in life I must achieve, But first I know it starts inside of me, I have to believe"
"You believe in What?" Tony questioned.
"I believe I can fly" GLT Responded
"You believe you can what?" Tony pressed on, obviously confused while looking at the naked behemoth wearing nothing but a jizz towel.
"I believe I can touch the sky Tony.. I think about it every night and day... Spread my wings and fly away. I believe I can soar. I see me running through that open door... I believe I can fly."
Being resourceful in a down economy ...
It seems even in Shizzleton some teams are feeling the economic pinch. Pitbulzoncrack recently changed his name (fittingly) and mascot to "League Punching Bag" and now for $1.50 a punch anyone can come up and smack his ass around.
"If I take enough hits, I think I might be able to sign Gus for at least another game or two" He was quoted as saying.
Grumpy On the Rise
After sticking GLT with the 32rd Ranked WR in Randy Moss for a Top 5 QB - Grumpy is poised to make a run at the division title as he faces Fo Shizzle this week who is without a QB and a WR. See also WTF Fo Shizzle?
A/P Stock Photo - Grumpy seen smiling while wearing his Shizzle issued Nike shirt.
A/P Stock Photo - Grumpy seen smiling while wearing his Shizzle issued Nike shirt.
He Hate Me Scrambling After his recent loss....
He Hate Me, as seen in this A/P photo, was on the phone with Yahoo and the commissioner's office immediately after having a controversial overnight adjustment to his points that resulted in his loss to division rival and arch nemesis GLT.
Wednesday, October 8, 2008
Commish Wins an Emmy!
A Fellow Shizzle manager has reminded me that we should dedicate part of this blog to our Commissioner's first acting debut alongside Justin Timberlake in the 2006 movie "Alpha Dog"
Welcome to the Shizzle Times
As we all know our fearless Commissioner had previously established a website devoted to the Shizzle Football League (SFL) but failed to maintain the site. This website will act as a more enhanced method of communication between owners, coaches and players, by allowing more precise commentary, as well as adding pictures, video, etc., to the posts.
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